Just for Tarot, 'cause he's been so supportive of my debilitating mental condition(s) over the years... MORE PHoD Rubbishoid UFOs! Thus ends his perplexity over a lack of so-called Unidentified Flying Objects - only they're not unidentified 'cause they're blatantly interstellar spacecraft belonging to nefarious alien imbeciles who plan to raid the Earth, despoil our green and pleasant (and heavily polluted) lands and abduct our rodents!
Stupid aliens; there must be some, you must get them... Beware the owners of these UFOs for they will very likely, even now, be enacting - Plan 9 from Outer Space!
These UFOs are better, lumpier, more differenter like, that the already available rubbish PHoD Flying Saucer things... They look more like cabbages encased in metal... or turnips... some kind of rubbery vegetable anyway...
Besides, they only took thirty minutes to make. And probably they look it...
Two All New Rubbishoid UFOs available, by means of their being exactly the same, except one is "flying" and one has landed on its stupidly spindly whassname things.