RUN FOR THE HILLS!
THE PENGUINS ARE COMING!
Actually, there's really no need to run. The nastily rubbery things can only waddle at berkishly slow speed anyway and these honking PenguiKnights are further encumbered by stupidly vast armour thus retarding their complete lack of speed they didn't have anyway to the point of absolute inertia...
But there's WORSE than PenguiKnights...
You'll need more than a pile of books to defend yourself against this...
You see, this is what happens when you put PHoD in a room with some harmless little Penguins for a day.
However, as all this garbage about Penguins is UTTERLY IRRELEVANT to this month's CCC, from now on I shall be putting all the stuff relating to the soon to be available PHoD Rubbish Penguins Hak up on the PHoD Things thread instead of here... like I want the reeking Spleens on my thread either.
Within a matter of hours from now you will be subjected to hideous depictions of ALL the forthcoming PHoD Spleen Penguin variants such as the Ultimate Sumo Clown Penguin, the equally unmenacing Penguin Reaper and more...
It is imperative at this point that you keep in mind that this is NOT MY FAULT... Blame Dave, Blame Dave!