PHoD Things

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

Well, they're ugly and rubbery, but they're not necessarily all villainous. Why would you assume that? They might be very friendly and be all upset now... like me calling them rubbery polyps was making them happy...

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_kuronue bloodlust]

               

All your stuff is just awsome!

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

(Thanks, Kuronue)...

 

GROSS! Invasion of the Possessed Insane Nuclear Monster Freak Evil Cursed Mutant Heavy Sumo Clown Astronaut Death Doom Horror Radioactive Spleen Apocalypse Penguins!

I made a fleeting remark on this month's CCC thread whilst happily and quietly doing my nice sensible Animal Statues, alluding for less than a billionth of an atosecond to the idea of a Penguin Idol... and I said it was a really rubbish idea and surely nobody would want one and so I wasn't going to bother... Next thing the walls of Jericho crumble to the ground amidst the deafening clamour of strident calls for immediate Penguin Nonsense... I thus absolve myself of all responsibility for the fact that I allocated one day of my life, a whole 24 hours, to creating some useless Penguin garbage that's of absolutely no use to anyone. The result of that day's demented toil clearly represents the most stupidly worthless CC in the entire history of NWN. It is not my fault. I just want to make it quite clear that those who called for Rubbish Penguins are to blame. You know who you are.

Four of the assorted new utterly pointless Abominable Death Penguins... Following on from the PenguiKnights and Pengzilla shown on the CCC page, here you see the not particularly grim Penguin Reaper with its pathetically unrealistic scythe wielding activities, the heinously appalling Ultimate Cursed Clown Penguin with its reekingly stupid bulbous red nose thing and its debilitatingly rubbish Monster Bow Tie of Crass Imbecilism (which does not, it delights me to say, revolve). Then there is the nauseatingly filthy Mutated Mutant Penguin of Mutation and... and... Just don't ask...

Look, I sacrificed a day to this rubbish, I was steadily going off my brain and since there are no less than fourteen life-size Daleks amongst my collection of Creatures, there's at least two of the sods in every room of this house and it gradually became apparent that the BioWare Penguin model, when viewed in gmax hour after hour, has certain angles and planes to its lower body which become increasingly, eerily similar to the panels of a Dalek's lower casing and... well, it's not my fault. It wasn't me who nailed blobs on it! I didn't do it. And if I did do it, I was coerced.

And NO, the Daleks do NOT approve of the sickening, rubbery travesty and NO, the Penglek is NOT going to appear in my Doctor Who Modules. Not, not, not!

Stay tuned for MORE Rubbish Penguin Garbage very soon!

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Tarot Redhand]

               

No. I absolutely refuse to say LMFAO or ROFL. Even if the expression on the green clothed girl's face...

 

TR

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_shadguy]

               

That is pure awesome!

 

-Dave

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

"My name is Ozymandias, Penguin of Penguins:

Look on my rubbery flippers, ye Mighty, and despair!"

As mentioned before on the CCC thread and at the bottom of the last page here, this stupidly worthless drek is NOT MY FAULT.

The most obvious thing about Pengzilla is that it's BIG. I mean, it's by no means actually Gojira's size, but for a Penguin it's GIMONGOUS! Now, the thing about the BioWare Penguin animations with the comedy leaping in the air and dive bombing you is that by the time the Penguin is a Colossal Gargantua the results in combat situations are... shall we say... interesting.

All the other PHoD Rubbish Penguins are approximately six feet tall which is well over twice the height of BioWare's rubbery little polyps. Thus, when they close to attack range, they are likely to pile at you in the manner of a staeffel of rubbishly podgy Stuka divebombers. This is very silly.

I did what I could with the attack distances and so forth in the 2da to try to make them as practical and effective (howls of derisive laughter, Bruce) as possible, but there's only so much you can do with a horde of rotund blobs hell bent upon soaring skyward in the fashion of a malfunctioning space rocket and then bellyflopping on your head (or the nearest available completely different place). Having set myself just the one day to do all this utterly futile Penguin drivel, including berkish testing and nauseatingly rubbish screenshots and everything else as well, I'm afraid I just didn't quite have time for completely new Spleen Penguin animation models. So you'll just have to put up with them leaping about like rubbery globules 'cause YOU asked for them and it's YOUR fault...

I am not to blame... and about the bottom of the last page...

Shadguy:- Aah! SEE his dribbling enthusiasm! SEE how it's all Dave's fault!

Tarot:- Um... Do those acronyms mean something? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about... sorry.

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Mecheon]

               

Beautiful

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Tarot Redhand]

               

Acronyms explained at internetslang.com - LMFAO and ROFL.

 

TR

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_shadguy]

               I accept whatever responsibility you feel like flinging my way.  '>


-Dave
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_rjshae]

               

You're a mere step away from Penguin Hellbots of Doom... '>

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

Hellbots? You mean... some sort of machine?

Some of you have probably been in the Community long enough to recall this worthless stupidity that was up on the old IGN Vault in my PHoD Mechanical Animals Hak... along with the Undead Penguin in the PHoD Undead Animals 3 Hak... both now on the new Vault... but... but NO! I deny this History of Previous Penguinic Offences! It wasn't me, it wasn't me! It was... it was... pure coincidence!

 

Honestly, here I am trying to create detailed Fantasy cultures, to create horrifying, nightmare monsters, strange unseen environments, the entire citadel of Atlantis, a Hyenaomized version of Hindu mythology, recreations of the entire ALIEN trilogy, piles of statuary and trees and... and why do I bother?

Because what you really want is just Rubbish Penguins... and I am distressed to see the name Estelindis amongst the "likes" on the Rubbish Penguin posts... What are you thinking of, girl? I thought you were the Community's one last great bastion of being (more or less) sensible! Next thing we'll have a fifty foot high Rubbish Penguin Statue in Phoenix Park!

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

And Yet More Rubbish Penguin Drek...

The only thing that really worries me is that I am not absolutely 100% completely certain that the day I spent doing this rubbish was definitely the most utterly wasted 24 hours of my life... There have been one or two other times when... hm... I'm just not going to go there...

Here you can see the fabled Rubbish DeathPenguin Statue.

And here you can see the Even More Farcically Rubbish Penguin Totem Pole, finely hand-crafted from only the most worthless old woodworm-infested garbage available.

Damned Penguins. That's all I need is Penguins.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for like a cabal of seething deviants, the Grand Public Unveiling of the (NOT by PHoD at all) PHoD Rubbish Penguins Hak, nailed badly onto the Vault in such a way that it apparently doesn't even show up half the time. I suspect several world governments are trying to suppress it. As well they might.

http://neverwinterva...ubbish-penguins

 

You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking NWN needs Ultimate Atomic Leopard Seals, like, right now.

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Tarot Redhand]

               

The thing that worries me is that Pengzilla might just be a costume with a spleen inside...

 

TR

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

If that's the case, it's a damned big Spleen!

(And Luce's favourite epithet is "Spleen" capital S, denoting a vile, mutated, evil and very likely hideously large and monstrous Beast of Outer Darkness and/or Twisted Sinister Fiend - not just "spleen" lower case which is just a grotty internal organ nobody's too certain about).

               
               

               
            

[Legacy_PLUSH HYENA of DOOM]

               

Just to assure anyone remotely interested in the KotOR Tilesets, I am still throwing (not very) carefully aimed bricks at them from time to time. Most have a tendency to just bounce off, of course, and those that don't just break stuff... but when you get into the habit of belting bricks at anything that moves for no good reason, it's hard to stop...

I don't really do much with Sci-Fi/Futuristic stuff in NWN, though these Tilesets will have definite uses in some of my Doctor Who Modules, but some of my experiments in retexturing them with stone and wood are promising in terms of altering some of the geometry slightly and using it for assorted Fantasy temples, fortresses, etc. Also, working on these when I'm not doing something else keeps me from suddenly mutating into a Depraved Recidivist Baryonyx, which is otherwise a very real and very constant danger for me...

However, these Tilesets are a fairly long term undertaking...

Next thing I'll heave kicking, struggling and arguing vociferously toward the Vault will probably be a certain Hindu Goddess who has been notably absent from all these rubbery screenshots thus far... and she won't be alone...