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« Reply #135 on: July 21, 2015, 04:33:44 pm »


               

*giggles uncontrollably*


               
               

               
            

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« Reply #136 on: July 22, 2015, 02:47:47 am »


               

The Monoptae - a single species with a ridiculously diverse range of shapes and sizes depending upon the individual's function within the Hive society... a Hive society entirely dedicated with rabid zeal to their screamingly insane religious beliefs. Each Monoptae Hive believes with utter, absolute conviction that it is in possession of the One True Thing that is the Ultimate Thing of the Cosmos. This thing can be any inanimate object from an old bit of string to a haybale, an entire castle to a small, unremarkable pebble, a broken statue, a twig, an old sheep skull, a flagstone, a water jug, ANYTHING.


This wouldn't be so bad (perplexingly mental but hardly a problem) except that each Hive repeatedly changes its group mind as to what the One True Thing is. If one of their wandering scouts catches sight of another pillar or brick or wagon or sack of grain or mushroom that it suddenly thinks for utterly unfathomable reasons is the One True Thing, the entire Hive will abandon the former One True Thing which is clearly now false and heretical and all go and cluster around the new One True Thing which they believe in with the same total zeal they believed in all the thousands of former One True Things.


Naturally, they will then totally exterminate any and all other living things in the vicinity of the One True Thing in order to protect it from Unbelievers.


So, if they suddenly decide a fountain in the middle of a town is the One True Thing, before anyone knows it a vast army of rubbery, one-eyed freaks is invading the settlement, slaughtering everyone in sight.


Anything between a few hours or a few months later, they will suddenly find another One True Thing which they will now be convinced is the absolute, definitive, truly true One True Thing and invade somewhere else in order to have it. If you're lucky, they now think a grain of sand in the middle of a desert is the One True Thing and will go and sit harmlessly in the desert to worship it. If not... they might think your cottage is the One True Thing and trample all over you...


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The Destroyers act as the shock troops of the Monoptae Hive whilst it's invading, destroying all in their path (kind've as the name suggests) and having the strength to tear entire buildings apart. When settled about this week's One True Thing they act as guardians for the One True Thing itself. The Destroyers are the largest and most dangerous of the Monoptae forms encountered so far, but as they keep evolving, there could be yet nastier types still to come.


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The Warriors are the main rank and file of the Hive, near mindless as individuals, blindly slaved to the worship and defence of whatever One True Thing they're obsessed with this week from all Unbelievers and Heretics (which is everyone but themselves). Ranging between six and seven feet tall, they're all hippopotamusly ugly freaks and they reek too.


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The Monoptae Beasts are fast moving, savage quadrupeds generally employed as hunters and foragers for the Hive, ranging further from the current One True Thing in their scouting duties than most and thus often responsible for suddenly spotting the next One True Thing and becoming instantly fixated and overcome with its Oneness and Trueness beyond that of any of the worthless, false things worshipped previously, the entire Hive thus empathically aware of the new One True Thing and heading for it en masse - much to the distress of anyone in their path.


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The Nodes are the focusing intelligences of the Hives, though "intelligence" may not be quite the right word for something blindly and rubbishly slaved to the worship of an old rowing boat until abruptly becoming even more zealously convinced of the need to worship a certain tile in the floor of a castle five realms away and so on and so forth. These bloated horrors are usually to be seen directing the Hive's invasions from behind the protective hordes of their legions.


 


All in all, these shockingly mental zealots are one of the worst cabals of lunatics who can ever come crashing in on your home. Refusing to accept any Unbelievers (any life but themselves) within an average zone of about five miles around the One True Thing they will ruthlessly massacre anyone and anything within that area. And then go and do the same somewhere else two weeks later when they decide the proper, actual, definitive One True Thing is actually a completely different thing in a completely different place.


Reasoning with them is completely impossible and, though utterly debased and insane, as an army they are ferociously efficient, able to overcome most enemies with ease.


There are only two certain ways of stopping a Monoptae Hive. One is the presence of a certain Renegade Demoness who, having long ago identified them as Obvious Spleens, tends to crump on sight any and all Monoptae she encounters.


The second is the rare occurrence of two different Monoptae Hives both deciding that the same perfectly ordinary boulder is the One True Thing at the same time and both converging upon it. They will utterly destroy each other to the last creature in order to possess the useless thing. Equally, should two Monoptae Hives come anywhere near each other whilst believing in two DIFFERENT One True Things, as you can't have two One True Things at the same time, they will both instantly identify each other as Heretics and thus savagely destroy each other to the last creature in maniacal sectarian fervour.


 


All in all, most creatures throughout the realms just hope their toothbrush or their front door or whatever is never erroneously identified as the One True Thing by these rampaging mentals. More than once, people have fled before an advancing Monoptae Hive only to find the monsters pursue them relentlessly across the face of the world because the beasts have decided the jacket the pursued creature is wearing is the One True Thing...



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #137 on: July 22, 2015, 08:07:19 am »


               


The Monoptae - a single species with a ridiculously diverse range of shapes and sizes depending upon the individual's function within the Hive society... a Hive society entirely dedicated with rabid zeal to their screamingly insane religious beliefs...


 


(Clips for brevity.)




 


Human history 101.  Here endeth the lesson.


               
               

               
            

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« Reply #138 on: July 22, 2015, 11:44:30 am »


               

OMG OMG DAT JESTER. I MUST HAVE DIS!!!



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #139 on: July 25, 2015, 04:07:10 am »


               

The Blood Queen, probably the most insane of Lucirath's recurring enemies, which is quite an achievement since they're more or less all shriekingly unbalanced to one degree or another...


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An immense, bloated, spider-like abomination, the Blood Queen is utterly, absolutely demented. She absorbs the blood of other creatures - by the lakeload - and extrudes it in semi-congealed strands to weave her vast Bloodweb, a noxious realm wholly composed of the blood she's processed. This weaving activity is largely done with those nasty, multibladed instruments decorating her first pair of legs but they're equally useful for trying to hack to pieces anyone who comes close enough.


Her ultimate (and singularly mad) intent is to eventually thread every World, every Plane, everywhere, to her Bloodweb. As the Bloodweb is an extrusion of her own being, she will (in her blatantly mad estimation) thus become all that the web entangles and absorbs, become, in essence, the entire cosmos... or win the coveted Most Deluded Dribbling Mental of All Time Award, whichever comes first...


The so-called point of this deranged and grotesque behaviour is that once she has become the entire universe she will understand the "Great Mystery" - not that the arachnoid lunatic seems to have any clear idea of what this alleged mystery is or why knowing about it might be in any way useful.


Fortunately, however, Luce keeps pushing her demented face in so she has to keep resurrecting and starting all over again.



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #140 on: July 27, 2015, 03:36:48 am »


               

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It's colossal... it's hideous... if it sees you, it'll try to eat you... and it's got a very silly name...


More than that, I don't think anyone really needs to know...


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Hope to have all these Spleens and more on the Vault by the end of the month, give or take. Cramming them in a big Bio-Hazard Box at present, poking things with pointed sticks, making some final checks...


I've just started work on some COMPLTETELY NEW Spleen Creatures in gmax but since there are ALWAYS new Spleens turning up in Demoness Tales, if I waited until I've done ALL the Spleens we'll all be millions of years old, civilization will have crumbled to dust long since and our memories will be so shaky we won't know what we were doing or talking about anyway and... and... what was I talking about?



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #141 on: July 27, 2015, 03:28:13 pm »


               

I really want all these amazing creatures/creations to play with my friends! Please! :,D



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #142 on: July 29, 2015, 06:00:23 am »


               

And the so-called Gobnarg is pretty high on the rubbish nomenclature list as well...


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Typically, the instant I say "I'll put the Spleen Hak up by the month's end", the rubbishly limited broadband thing I have to use to go near the Internet starts to say its running low and so, as it's not mine, use is now seethingly limited so it'll have to be early next month when I actually heave piles of Spleens at you... Best laid plans of rodents and hominids...


But the Spleens are coming your way... and they're hungry...



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #143 on: July 30, 2015, 03:28:55 am »


               

By this point, you're probably asking yourselves exactly how many weird, unnecessarily spiny monsters with freakish bits sticking out has the Shabby Hyena Weirdo actually made?


Answer... A lot.


You're probably also wondering if there are any creatures native to the various worlds of Demoness Tales that are in any way small, normal looking and at all friendly?


Answer... A few... But they're not Spleens and so they're not relevant just now. Maybe I'll do a Small Cute Furry Animals Hak some time.


But for now, here's another nasty thing with fangs and spikes.


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The Spinax. It's spiny. The end.



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2015, 08:05:46 am »


               

Today's stupidly named Rubbery Spleen outdoes all previous Rubbery Spleens for the stupidity of its stupid nomenclature...


The Taurosplod...


I probably ought to point out that these creatures do not generally possess these ludicrous names in game, um, generally; they're mostly just convenient ways of listing them in the 2da so I know what's what in all the millions of PHoD Spleens - or, as in this case, just what the model got labelled carelessly whilst I was working on it in gmax many years ago.


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Oh, look, how astoundingly novel - it's got loads of nasty, spiky bits sticking out...


Must... find... a... non-spiny... Spleen...


The so-called Taurosplods, levitating bio-Constructs forged by a pair of rival mages in a contest to determine which of them was the more disastrously and fatally idiotic, come in a range of five or six (I forget exactly how many) colour variants, of which this grey one is approximately the only one that looks sensible. The red, bloody one isn't too loony... The others are just screamingly bizarre.



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2015, 01:11:39 pm »


               

Like those statues as well.



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #146 on: August 01, 2015, 03:58:21 am »


               

The "Rubbish Monks with Bowls" Statues were in the Demoness Tales Placeables Pile on the Vault too, so you should already have them...


Just as well they're statues really, given that their farcically pendulous cowls come down to their noses thus more or less completely precluding any possibility of them seeing where they're going. That's why monastery walls are made of hard stone; nothing to do with asceticism, it's just so they aren't knocked to pieces by an endless succession of stupidly cowled baboons who can't see where they're going whumping into them all the time like a bucketload of garbage...


 


Moving quickly on...


The Bagidians, ruthless bioliths, part organic, part stone...


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These unnatural Spleens, being completely abnormal and existing only because of a warped accident involving a Planar Gate, a cursed chess set and a sentient pebble, stood motionless in the wastelands for a few centuries after their creation before suddenly, with shocking insight, realizing that this was a tad futile.


With blistering lack of imagination, they decided to accumulate vast wealth (because this seemed to be what a lot of other beings were doing). Failing abysmally to address the question of why they were bothering since all this amassed loot was of absolutely no use to them whatsoever, the Bagidian hordes initially hired themselves out at great cost as mercenaries, but - since they kept killing their contractors the moment they saw where the contractor kept all his loot in order to take all of it, not just their fee - they quickly became compelled to move on to just invading anywhere that looked at all rich in order to thieve anything shiny in sight. In this endeavour they were aided by their fearsome War Beasts (also living stone) which were useful for pushing castle walls in and breaking vaults open, though less useful was their tendency, once unleashed, to trample over everything in sight, their own alleged masters included.


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The downfall of the abnormally incompetent Bagidians came during their invasion of the wealthy kingdom of Theluria when, during their destruction of the capital city, having killed almost everyone in sight and thieved all the palace silver, they trampled past a small tavern on the outskirts and thus accidentally spilled the drink of a certain Renegade Demoness who thus instantly identified them as Spleens and administered a comprehensive crumping that more or less rendered them extinct.


The Bagidian Remnant is believed to now be standing motionless in a wasteland trying to think of a completely new purpose which, after centuries of thought, will probably in some oblique way involve thieving shiny stuff...


               
               

               
            

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« Reply #147 on: August 02, 2015, 09:10:41 am »


               

The Dunestrider... A voracious, heavily-armoured, desert-dweller which... well... well, it... it... strides about a lot... on dunes, no less...


And it attacks anything that moves on sight. This is because it's got a multitude of severe personality disorders, such as "being an Obvious Spleen".


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« Reply #148 on: August 02, 2015, 09:23:44 am »


               

I see the Aliens inspiration '<img'>



               
               

               
            

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« Reply #149 on: August 03, 2015, 01:43:21 pm »


               

Having created swarms of Alien creatures for my ALIEN Haks, I suppose it was more than inevitable I'd start making freakishly mutated experimental whassnames with bits of them...


That happens a lot around here.