Suddenly, horrifyingly (and surprising precisely nobody) PLUSH HYENA of DOOM has made...
YET ANOTHER UNDEAD ANIMAL!
Come on, nobody seriously believed I
wouldn't do that blatant Undead Animal on the Inspirations thread for this month, did they?
Given the fact that for eight years or more I've been purveying outrageous quantities of freakish Undead Animals to the NWN Community - whether you wanted them or not - this thing was mandatory.
In point of fact, "Fifi" woke me up last night by firmly pushing me out of the bed, complaining that I was thrashing about, biting the pillow and muttering something about "Undead Animals" and she inferred that if I was so damned concerned about the (
string of epithets deleted) Undead Animals then I should go and damn well deal with them.
Three hours of hitting gmax with a particularly huge and unsubtle brick later and the pleasingly grotesque horror of the Ultimate Undead Animal was trying to savage everything in sight.
The Stahnk is described as being near 20 feet in length. The all-new, gloriously repulsive, fully-illuminated, chromium-plated, genuine accessory, all-singing, all-dancing, award-winning, gift-boxed, widescreen, collector's edition, director's-cut PHoD Undead Animal version is, in fact, closer to 15 feet long.
It just seems to work at this size... and trust me, if you find yourself with one of these honkers charging down the passage toward you, you sure as hell won't want it to be any bigger than it already is.
But, if anyone really wants me to, I can always do a bigger one as well!
Close study of what is probably my best Undead Animal thus far, reveals that it is somewhat asymmetric, with a big glop of flesh on one side of the head that isn't on the other, differing stages of decay, protruding bones, etc in the limbs, all lovingly hand crafted with a big brick to insinuate the putrid, reeking grossness of the mutated, arcane, evilist Necrothere.
The spiky, extended ribcage seemed to be mentioned prominently in the descriptions so I made sure it was duly vile looking and unavoidably obvious. It runs most of the length of the decayed body and up into the neck in a filthily mutated, not very natural way.
So, after eight years plus since the very first PHoD CC went on the Vault and was a disgusting Undead Animal, things don't seem to be changing much... They're just bigger, better Undead Animals.
Modifié par PLUSH HYENA of DOOM, 17 janvier 2014 - 01:38 .