Rolo Kipp wrote...
<scowls at his familliar...>
It's not *that* funny, Bother. <*gasp* *chortle* *giggle*>
Giggle? Raven's can't giggle! <*giggle*>
You're hopeless. <ki...kindly old... *mwahahahaha*>
Ravens can't belly laugh, either. <stop! i can't breath! *pant pant*>
I give up. <*mwahahahahaha*>
<...and practices being offended>
Bother! Behave, or I'll set Socks the 20lb cat on you! <You must be joking...>
Ugh... great... Okay, Riley? You hate corvids. <I don't eat them, and dog rule number 1 says: Be not like the cat, for it is evil, killing wantonly and torturing its food. Did you forget dogs are lawful neutral and have a set of rules they live by? They're kind of like monks, remember.>
Shh! Mustn't metagame! Looks like you'll survive this one, Bother, my animal friends have decided you're not on the menu.
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