PHoD apologizes for putting this pathetically irrelevant, so-called "Topic" here, but he's just had something of an epiphany... in a very mild way...
For some years I've wondered why the hell Google, the well-known Internet search thing whatsit, was called "Google", which, after all, is a very silly name.
Now I have uncovered the hideous truth by means of diverse and sundry insane delvings in a fluff encrusted hole in the ground.
The shocking revelation discovered by the Deranged Hyena Idiot is that Google is NOT, in fact, called Google at all... Think about it.
It is, essentially, simply a gigantic yet intangible way for millions of individuals the world over to go and stare at things on screens, right? Thus, it is, in fact, called...
Go Ogle.
They just forgot to capitalize the first "o". Or more likely did so deliberately to mask their grotesque and heinous murkiness as they ooze about in the darkest pits of turgid depravity.
"Go Ogle" indeed. They must all be the exact shapes of a pile of utter, utter Spleens! There's nothing worse than ogling. Baboon-shaped perverts that they are, trying to make us as bad as them...
Just say NO to Ogling!
PLUSH HYENA of DOOM will now be taken back to the experimental laboratory from which he unfortunately escaped and leading scientists will attempt to render him normal. They'll fail abysmally, of course, but they'll still try like the seething marsupials they so obviously are.
