The Valen Shadowbreath thread :)

[Legacy_Drima]

               Hmph! Fine! I'll make myself a second one! Chocolate spatula! -huffhuff-
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_tankgirly]

               I am still lock out from the DAII threads, too. So do not despair.

The Fenris thread prompt is paused for two weeks, given people time to play the game.
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

               Oh, speaking of the Fenris prompts, I've been working on a new Fenris/Lady!Hawke one-shot (blame an overload of DA2 vids) involving jealousy, Anders, uncalled-for rudeness and scalding hot tomato soup. Interesting, yes? x3

-passes out fudge brownies- I have the best recipe for browies. They're awesome. '> Now, let us talk about Valen, as we are suppose to.


If Valen were in, say, Origins (in an Underdark-meets-Deep Roads situation?), how do you think he would get on with the other companions? (I see him and Sten bonding over scowls, and Zevran getting him drunk...for obvious reasons. xD)
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_tankgirly]

               

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Oh, speaking of the Fenris prompts, I've been working on a new Fenris/Lady!Hawke one-shot (blame an overload of DA2 vids) involving jealousy, Anders, uncalled-for rudeness and scalding hot tomato soup. Interesting, yes? x3

-passes out fudge brownies- I have the best recipe for browies. They're awesome. '> Now, let us talk about Valen, as we are suppose to.


If Valen were in, say, Origins (in an Underdark-meets-Deep Roads situation?), how do you think he would get on with the other companions? (I see him and Sten bonding over scowls, and Zevran getting him drunk...for obvious reasons. xD)

Which reminds me, I should take Fenris and Issie for Zevran quest, that should be fun to see the banters.

Just saw on YT Issie mocking Alistair, man that was fun.

Valen would be the best bud with Ashioke.....'>
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Drima]

               

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

If Valen were in, say, Origins (in an Underdark-meets-Deep Roads situation?), how do you think he would get on with the other companions? (I see him and Sten bonding over scowls, and Zevran getting him drunk...for obvious reasons. xD)

I think mages would be interested in his parentage and Abyss, bugging him about it constantly. Because, well, quarter-demon. Bonding with Sten, yes, I agree, but I think he would get along with Alistair just fine, too. An intuition, there. No, not getting drunk by Zevran fault. Too careful, too distrusting, too immune. (In my head, demon blood makes Valen more resistant not only for tempereture, but for poisons and alchohol, too).
Others, hmm... I think he would be constantly arguing with Leliana over Maker (see his view on gods).
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

               Morrigan would probably bug him about his tail ('Twas only a question-'; 'And my answer stays the same, I am not nor will I ever to that with my tail!'). I mean, she hits on STEN, for Gods' sake! I think he would have a soft-spot for Dog (BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES DOG!!! >8D). And Leli would annoy the holy hells out of him ('By the Gods will you stop going on about shoes and ribbons for five minutes? GAH, this is more annoying then that blasted 'Doom Song!'). I don't think Alistair and he would get along at first, Alistair'd be fighting that nagging Templar urge to smite him (not that I'd complain, dohohoho). Wynne, I just get this idea that she'd scare him. I think it's because of the idea of Valen cowering to that lil' old lady is amusing. x3 erm...Oghren I think would amuse him ('How is it you survive each battle when you are constantly drunk?'; 'Practice, boy.'), Zevran he would be annoyed by too ('For the last time, I am not interested!'; 'It's because I am an elf, is it not? You wound me, ser; I assure you, the rumors of elven size are untrue!'). Sten and him'd be BFFs, strolling through the flowers, killing Darkspawn while being badass and stoic. (Sten: -glares, all stoicly and awesome- ; Valen: -glares back- ; Warden: What are they doing?; Alistair: I think...they're having a coversation through glares.)
Am I forgetting anyone?
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_tankgirly]

               I got the game!

Now if you excuse me, I need to enter the cage of Spoiler trolls......
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

               No Vay-vay for TWO DAYS? FOR SHAME, GIRLS! -cracks whip menacingly-


(I couldn't decide which one to spam here, so I put both. xD)
-cracks whip again- GET TO WORK, MINIONS! -sips her wine and laughs evilly-
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Drima]

               -catches the whip and jerks- Yes, get to work! You still didn't post the ending of that little thread-fic! -evil look-
               
               

               

                     Modifié par Drima, 13 mars 2011 - 01:43 .
                     
                  

            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

               -tries to hold onto whip; fails, trips, falls into big pool of chocolate pudding- GAH! My hair! -begins crying and trying to pull pudding out of hair-

...my beautiful ha-air! -gives up ands sits in pool, sobbing hysterically-
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Meeszy Alexy]

               Big pool of chocolate pudding? '> *grabs a spoon and proceeds to eat it*
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

               ...okay.


Random:
I've been writing all morning, and this part about Elizabeth's diary still amuses the hells out of me;

“I highly doubt the writings of a distressed fourteen year old slave girl will magically stimulate your learning ability.”
“Am I annoying you, my lady?”
“By a small margin, yes.”
“Then I am sorry for pestering your poor nerves.”

Oh, she will rue the day she decided to teach Valen her language, just you wait. xD

ANYWHO!

"HOLY CRAP ON A ******! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Oh. Hi, Erin."
"Tashah, you are sitting on my tail."
"Sorry, Valen, sorry."
"Yeesh, move the screen a bit, Tash!"
"Shuddup, DD, I'm doing my best!"
"I wanna see Fenris, move the damn screen!"
"Demon, be nice."
"And you shuddup too, Valen!"
"Or what?"
"Or I won't do that thing you like me doing later!"
Valen then proceeded to shut up.

Erin gaped at the three; they were sitting on a small bench together, Tashah in the middle and holding a large laptop in her...well, in her lap. Tashah's eyes were glazed over as she stared at the screen, rabidly clicking buttons and drooling slightly. DD was no better. Valen just looked abashed, and annoyed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Erin repeated.
"Playing DA2." DD muttered, gazing longingly at the screen. "Oh, Fenny~"
Valen glared at DD, then at the computer screen (the latter with jealousy).
"Yeah, we just got it." Tashah began, but broke off as her and DD gasped in unison, then said, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen..."
In unison.
Valen continued to glower at the shiny elf on the screen that had the two enraptured.
"Oookaaay." Erin began to back away slowly, until a giant shriek rang out.
A shriek that belonged to Seer Tanky.

Everything went deathly quiet, then every person in the temple jumped up in at the same time and ran to the Seer's room, ready to protect her.
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Meeszy Alexy]

               Ah, don't worry Valen, I'm not planning to get DA2 for a long time!

(And I mean a long time. I've got a lot of things that must come first, so I might have to wait until my birthday. Which is in November.)
               
               

               
            

[Legacy_Drima]

               

Meeszy Alexy wrote...

Ah, don't worry Valen, I'm not planning to get DA2 for a long time!

(And I mean a long time. I've got a lot of things that must come first, so I might have to wait until my birthday. Which is in November.)

-high-fives fellow November born-

D-D, That was just cruel!!! To torment Valen with his possible rip-off like that!!!

-sees INTENSE GLARE OF DISAPPROVAL™ directed at her from all Fen-girls-
A-ah, don't g-get me wrong, Fenris is quite a catch (brooding, angsty personality, glowing markings, push-up-againts-a-wall romance and all), but everybody knows that second tries on something aren't as good as original. He will never be as good as Valen was.

Besides, I am a devoted Valen-lover. No character cought me as he did. Period.
               
               

               

                     Modifié par Drima, 13 mars 2011 - 04:27 .
                     
                  

            

[Legacy_Deliciously-Demonic]

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