That escalated quickly '>
Nasher would get boot to the head from me. I wonder if I would get sentenced to hanging as well..
Aribeth.. same. But it would be more fluffy. If it would work.. maybe then. Most probable I would fix her up to be at least neutral, lawful/chaotic and then she would consider me as a friend and go for some other man..
Fenthick.. boot wouldn't feel right since he's dead.
I will have to think some more.
EDIT:
Neverwinter mob - my eugenic lab-rats (hey that's plural NPC, right?). Serves them right.
Linu & Sharwyn - lovers of course. I'm kidding, I would not be up to their standards '> + as uncle said Linu would hate me for being an atheist.
Tommy - one-sided relationship I would have to end when he borrows too much from me to never give it back.
Daelan - fixed Aribeth would probably fall for him.
Grim(g)naw - Fun at parties. Definitely. Kind of reminds me of my best buddy in RL, though not so extreme.
Boddyknock - Reminds me of the same best buddy, I guess a mixture of them both.
Aarin Gend - He would drink with me whenever I was down, meaning probably every few days. I would find after those meetings that I 'forgot' my treasure map at the bar or spoke too much.
Good Lizard Lady - I would be quite angry at her for dying with that stone, probably would try to raise her, do some quest to do so blah blah and then I would slap her for not planning ahead.. I mean she helped me but forgot to save her own as*?
Deekin - you forget him bastards! He(It?) would be my pet. Doom doom doom!
SoU henchies('cept Deekin) - forgot them, same with HotU.
Devil guy?/Evil Lizard Lady/Medusa/Evil (surprisingly) Drow Lady - all dead deadly enemies.
We are dangerously bordering fanfiction now '> BEWARE!